Okay, BUCKLE UP, because I'm about to drop some Christmas tragedy right on your pretty little ginger head.
Papa Jesse always said Santa Claus couldn't stop by our place because we didn't have a chimney, right? Can't really start a roaring fire in a circus train, you know. Well, you can, but it's a very bad idea if you're into not barbecuing yourself. Anyway, as I later found out, Santa totally does visit most un-chimneyed kids, and pop was just a cheapskate, on top of all his other charming personality defects.
BTW I hope you're picturing small me as the pure-hearted innocent hero of a Charles Dickens novel in this fantasy sequence I'm sure you're having.
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Papa Jesse always said Santa Claus couldn't stop by our place because we didn't have a chimney, right?
Can't really start a roaring fire in a circus train, you know.
Well, you can, but it's a very bad idea if you're into not barbecuing yourself.
Anyway, as I later found out, Santa totally does visit most un-chimneyed kids, and pop was just a cheapskate, on top of all his other charming personality defects.
BTW I hope you're picturing small me as the pure-hearted innocent hero of a Charles Dickens novel in this fantasy sequence I'm sure you're having.