[ James just kind of... stares. For a minute. He looks like he might actually say something. He thinks he might actually say something! But then he just opens the door, holding it for Piper like a gentleman. ]

Look, if we're gonna have actual feelings, can we have them outside? Because I don't wanna do this in someone else's living room.

[ God please say you walked and he doesn't have to cling on the moped. ]