One, do I need to remind you of how you said hello to me here? Two, I got ported for a day and I may have run into you and that ended about as well as you can think from me yelling at you. Three, fact of the week, my dad is in prison and so were you. Axel, charming dude that he is broke you out while I was running around trying to find a bomb. You and him poisoned people including Iris. And I'm not going to pretend that she isn't going to be my wife at some point because that's apparently a universal constant no matter what. So, you poisoned her and other people, strapped a bomb straight out of Speed on my wrist and I had to phase through a truck to get it off and save my dad. Which actually, no, I will thank you for that bit because I haven't gotten to hug my dad since I was eleven. Anyway, excuse me for calling you up several days after I get ported out to yell at you. Especially when the one thing my universe does is turn you and Hartley into people I'm not the biggest fan of.

[ Barry Allen. You have negative chill right now calm down. Take a breath. Which you know he does. ]

And telling me he stole it works way better when you didn't also say it at home. I don't know if that's the truth just because of it.