[So it took a bit longer than usual, but James will find he's gotten a box. It's wrapped in dog paper, and all the dogs are wearing birthday hats. Inside is a shirt, very suggestive and tie-dye as fuck. It's like Woodstock all over again in one shirt. Under that is another shirt, no awful list of puns. It's just plain tie-dye. Because sometimes a guy who loves the rainbow just wants to wear it and nothing else, right?
The birthday card between the two shirts features a sexy, sexy fish with big red lips and long eyelashes perched on a hook over the words DID YOU CALL FOR A HOOKER, BIRTHDAY BOY? The inside is blank, save Will's scribbling.
Happy birthday! Hope it was a good one and I hope you like your gifts. Feel free to stop by the shop if they don't live up to expectations. Best fishes, Will Graham
Yeah, yeah. He wrote "best fishes" in all sincerity because of course he would.]
gift;
The birthday card between the two shirts features a sexy, sexy fish with big red lips and long eyelashes perched on a hook over the words DID YOU CALL FOR A HOOKER, BIRTHDAY BOY? The inside is blank, save Will's scribbling.
Happy birthday! Hope it was a good one and I hope you like your gifts. Feel free to stop by the shop if they don't live up to expectations.
Best fishes,
Will Graham
Yeah, yeah. He wrote "best fishes" in all sincerity because of course he would.]