You know what reeeally sucks? [ James complains, as he grabs his own jacket and puts it on. Because he's totally giving in to Piper just kind of showing up out of the blue and telling him what to do without any kind of actual reward for his relatively good behavior here and goddammit that's so annoying. ]

I don't even know how to take comments like that. Like, is that a declaration of friendship? Are you telling me you wish I'd come and moped on your couch instead of this couch? Am I being vaguely insulted? All of the above? I mean, I'm pretty great at reading people, but you are a real goddamn mystery sometimes.