[ That was a whole lotta words. A whole lotta words he needs time to process, but in the meantime: ]
Well, gee, Flash, I'm sorry to hear that you apparently come from the universe where everyone's a dick, but I don't really see how that's my fault. Congrats on the dad thing, though. Sounds heartwarming. You're welcome.
[ Smooth like butter. ]
Look, I'm gonna be honest: you're talking crazy here. I haven't been to prison in years — did you know I was with the FBI? That's as squeaky clean as it gets. [ until everything went right to hell BUT ANYWAY ] And even if I was back in the slammer, the Walker brat's the last person who'd wanna break me out. Last we talked, the little thief was trying to choke me to death with my own Slinky. Despite appearances, he's not a member of the fan club.
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Well, gee, Flash, I'm sorry to hear that you apparently come from the universe where everyone's a dick, but I don't really see how that's my fault. Congrats on the dad thing, though. Sounds heartwarming. You're welcome.
[ Smooth like butter. ]
Look, I'm gonna be honest: you're talking crazy here. I haven't been to prison in years — did you know I was with the FBI? That's as squeaky clean as it gets. [ until everything went right to hell BUT ANYWAY ] And even if I was back in the slammer, the Walker brat's the last person who'd wanna break me out. Last we talked, the little thief was trying to choke me to death with my own Slinky. Despite appearances, he's not a member of the fan club.