This is what happens when you do the thing. Could have avoided by not doing it at all. But now I'm forced to open with the disappointed dad thing. :| THAT IS MY DISAPPOINTED DAD FACE.
1) I'm sure she'll appreciate the compliment, but might appreciate you saying I'm sorry even more. She probably won't hit you with a broom just once. Don't buy too many.
2) Oh good! Because otherwise I was going to give you this trick my mom once did when I was little.
...A plan. That involved you getting hit by mustard by my mortal enemy. PS: Kind of was hoping to avoid him knowing knowing you. Having a reason to want to maim you. Because I think we can agree, not a good thing to happen to you.
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1) I'm sure she'll appreciate the compliment, but might appreciate you saying I'm sorry even more. She probably won't hit you with a broom just once. Don't buy too many.
2) Oh good! Because otherwise I was going to give you this trick my mom once did when I was little.
...A plan. That involved you getting hit by mustard by my mortal enemy. PS: Kind of was hoping to avoid him knowing knowing you. Having a reason to want to maim you. Because I think we can agree, not a good thing to happen to you.