1) I can be very charming when I want to. It'll be the greatest apology anyone has ever given. Gonna knock her socks off, just you watch.
2) I'm glad we're close enough to trade laundry tips now.
Being hit with my own mustard wasn't necessarily part of the plan, but I'm adaptable. Anyway, he obviously doesn't think I'm a threat, but that's his problem. I've got years of experience on him. Your concern is touching, though ♥
Anyway, I'm already technically a dead man, so what's the worst that can happen?
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2) I'm glad we're close enough to trade laundry tips now.
Being hit with my own mustard wasn't necessarily part of the plan, but I'm adaptable. Anyway, he obviously doesn't think I'm a threat, but that's his problem. I've got years of experience on him. Your concern is touching, though ♥
Anyway, I'm already technically a dead man, so what's the worst that can happen?