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APP ROGUES
HERE'S WHY

Do you like supervillains, drinking, awesome parties, drinking, cool gadgets, drinking, puns that make grown men fall to their knees weeping and cursing your name, and also drinking? Then perhaps you should consider apping a Rogue! Some people might say that Gotham has the best villains, but that's only because they don't appreciate the effort that it takes to run yearly conventions and keep everyone's beer supply fresh and cold.

The Kansas/Missouri border is where all the cool criminals go. They're appreciated there.

They get museum displays. An entire wing of them. Eight rooms. Suck it, Gotham.

They also probably have matching BFF tattoos, but the last guy who asked about it ended up inside an ice sculpture covered in flaming tinsel.

INTRODUCING:

CAPTAIN COLD, aka LEONARD SNART, aka COOL DAD

APP HIM IF: you like grumpy dads and supervillains, because he is THE GRUMPY DAD TO A BUNCH OF SUPERVILLAINS
Goes hard as hell but he has a code of honor.
The best DARE officer there ever was.
Doesn't like dealing with feelings.
Paid a prostitute to watch hockey with him.
Knows how to furnish a secret hideout.
Buddies.

HEAT WAVE, aka MICK RORY, aka ASBESTOS HE COULD

APP HIM IF: you like tragic pyromaniacs who really aren't that bad, it's just that they don't know how to stop setting things on fire.
Has a charity for burn victims in his name.
Owns a Flash mug.
Makes great chili.
Tragically terrified of ice cubes.
He and Cold need to go to couples' therapy.
Look at his adorable pajamas.
Mick is the nice one if your definition of nice is generous and includes fire insurance.

WEATHER WIZARD, aka MARK MARDON, aka IT'S RAINING MEN

APP HIM IF: you like self-importance, great hair, quoting Mark Twain, and lightning tornadoes.
Totally modest.
He doesn't have schemes, he has projects.
Apparently his dossier says he's a huge loser.
He's married to Mark Twain.
Is really okay with blasting annoying kids with lightning.
The forecast calls for a SHITSTORM.
Bonus: think of the possibilities.

CAPTAIN BOOMERANG, aka DIGGER HARKNESS, aka I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER

APP HIM IF: you like drunken belligerent assholes with really really really specific themes
Like really specific
A man of poise and class
Known talents include picking up dudes in bars
A gentleman
Commits completely to really terrible plans
Do it for the swag
Cosplay enthsusiast
Bonus: look at this koala

MIRROR MASTER II, aka EVAN MCCULLOCH, aka SCOTCHTOBERFEST

APP HIM IF: you like delightful Scottish cokeheads with tragic backstories, terrible costumes, and nice hair
Knows how to liven up the holidays
This beautiful tooth gap
"Scary biscuits, huh?"
Makes excellent points about terrible costume choices, considering what he's wearing
Manages to straddle that line between "aww" and "oh dear god"
I just want to point out his fancy signature and five year old handwriting
Bonus: a simple request

CAPTAIN BOOMERANG II, aka OWEN MERCER, aka GRADE-A AUSTRALIAN BEEFCAKE

APP HIM IF: you like hot boys with daddy issues and jaunty scarves who don't mind a little murder.
He just has a lot of feelings.
Probably the hot one.
Secretly just super excited to be included.
He's his father's son.
The WORST NEPHEW, seriously.
This one time he fed women and children to his zombie dad because he's just that (crazy/needy/good of a son).

TRICKSTER II, aka AXEL WALKER, aka DARN KID, GET OFF MY LAWN

APP HIM IF: you like terrible children with terrible role models, blowing shit up, and the worst haircut.
The fanboy no one wanted.
Look at this trainwreck.
Like an ankle biting puppy.
Will strangle you with a slinkie.
Look at this spring-loaded anvil.
Easily thrown into dumpsters.
DISCIPLINARY PROBLEMS.
Hypocritical fashion police.
This is from Flashpoint, but, holy shit, look at it.

LOOK AT THESE NERDS

Hand holding
More hand holding
Puns
So many puns
Endless puns
Drinking
More drinking
THEY HAVE MOVIE DATES
Generally a bunch of dweebs
With a not-so-secret crush on the Flash
And yearly conventions
Raw power at their disposal and they still get lost in the woods
Terrible at civvies

There are a few here I didn't mention, either because I was lacking in scan material (sorry Lisa, sorry Roscoe, sorry Sam) or they're not officially Rogues (sorry Roy) or I straight-up ran out of time and attention span for this post but let's be honest: I want all of them. Every single one.

(I'm also happy to provide paid time and icons and upload any comics you may need. Also I'll come to your house with cookies. Also I'll kiss you, like, right on the mouth, if you're into that.)

IN CONCLUSION
APP ROGUES