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So picking a fight with him sounded like a good idea to you?

Considering he's the one with a weird thing for Barry, and I was the only Rogue here?

So what did you think you were doing? Getting his intention on you instead of Barry?

No! I— okay, kind of, but more like, y'know, if you mess with him I tell everybody who you actually are. Traditional blackmail, very respectable.

Yeah, and how'd it work out for you?

Oh, you know. Pretty great until I got a concussion and fell off the roof and he called me up the next day with the scary voice and threatened my life.

Of course...[Ugh. Please don't get yourself killed again, you dumb asshole.] Has anything happened since then?

No.

[ He's so scary, Piper. ]

The creep knows where I live, though.

Well that's...worrisome.

[Pause.]

Ugh, alright, I think we need to get back to talking about the kid before I decide to come over there and punch you for being such a moron.

Aww, are you worried?

Oh, of course not, why would I possibly be worried?

[~*~*~*~*~*~*~sarcasm~*~*~*~*~*~*~]

You're adorable when you're trying to disembowel me with the razor-sharp edge of your sarcasm, you know that?

Oh, shut up, will you?

Why don'tcha make me?

Don't tempt me.

[He means that in an "I'll come over there and kick your ass" way, but.]

Tempt tempt, Piper!

Is this all a joke to you?

[Piper you already know the answer to that.]

You're the one who's apparently not serious about coming over here and punching me.

Do you want me to come over there and punch you?

What if I do?

You might actually convince me to do it?

Well, time's a-wastin', Piper! Put your money where your mouth is, get your ass over here and rough me up a little.

You sound a little too excited about that.

I'm just excited enough.

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