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are you rly fbi

you didnt end up getting sick did you???

[Bart stop talking to strangers]

Edited (jfc) 2015-05-06 00:07 (UTC)

How's Axel?

[ Literally zero preamble right there. Be concerned, be very concerned, James. He saved you for last and gave himself several days to cool off. He's still probably going to punch you. ]

Or is this another Hartley situation where I just said something that makes no sense to you? I can't really go Trickster, first name The like you did with me.

did you know that hermit crabs take four months to have babies!?

[ Don't even ask him why he's sending this text, James. Just don't, because he doesn't have any answer. ]

Be careful with Wells. If you poke at him again.

[The following morning after rogue wars 2.0 the mustard inquisition, Trickster will get a call. And guess what, he's gonna do his vibrating voice trick too.]

Did you learn your lesson, Trickster?

You feeling okay after that little...incident with the flower bed.

I have a Flashdad lecture right here in front of me, you know.

hey ur super crash with gadgets and stuff right
do u know anything about teleporters or chronal stuff?

[Bart, honey, no.]

heeeeeeeeeeey adult

do you have a credit card??

what do u even do here

THEY HAD BABIES!!

[Here have a picture message containing a drawing of a dick with arms riding a horse.]

But if you have any ideas about dinner later, let me know. My treat.

according to the internet the world's largest pizza ever weighed 26,883 pounds

how fast do you think you could eat that

Edited 2015-10-05 01:16 (UTC)

[Heyyy guess who's the one calling James for once.]

scarecrow just scared the heck out of me. i might need an alibi.

Excuse me, Mr. Policeman? Yes hello my dumb teammate is missing and I NEED to make pancakes so I would like to file a search and rescue report please.

[Hello James! Today your apartment is being invaded by a rat carrying a scrap of paper that has "come outside" written on it in what should be very familiar handwriting.

It'll approach and try to hand it off to him.]

Edited 2015-11-20 10:58 (UTC)

ok checking in, tell me ur alive/intact/hopefully with the same powers u usually got

So.

Who are you getting Christmas presents for?

James! You naughty, naughty boy!

ADULT. DO YOU DO CRIME!?

[WHY WERE U IN JAIL ON MULTIPLE CHRISTMASES?]

[Saint Walker had been unaware of Christmas traditions until they had already been upon him. To that end, for the new year, he has left those that he already feels some affection for with a small, New Years token.

James receives a homemade soy candle scented with citrus, with a woven burlap ribbon woven around its base. Enclosed is a note:]

Dear James,

May this new year bring you peace, hope, and quite possibly, better experiences with this world's floral and fauna. I find candles to be useful for engaging in deep thought and meditation, and while you may not often engage in meditation, I hope that this is of some use to you nonetheless.

Saint Walker,/i>

[OKAY JAMES HE'S HERE TO TAKE YOU HOME. ~~I don't know how to start this.~~]

Cisco called me to come get you. [He's got his arms folded across his chest and is using his Sternest of Stern voices and everything.] You can't stay here forever, you know.

Edited (the space...the space) 2016-01-26 09:53 (UTC)

so did you put a ring on it yet or what

text

text before i forget to do it

voice. 5.30.

text

text. 6/9