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[ Exhilarating.

He doesn't get off the thing just yet, but he does pull back a little to clap Piper on the shoulder. ]

All right, so it doesn't suck.

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Oh, what high praise. Thank you.

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[ He plops his chin down on Piper's shoulder. Obnoxious. ]

Anytime, showoff.

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Oh please. Like you wouldn't be showing off much more obnoxiously.

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Yeah, but when've I ever asked you to go on a shoe ride with me?

[ That's quite enough of that. He hops off the bike, stretching his arms out to the sides and then settling them on his hips. ]

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Well, that'd be a little difficult, for one thing.

[Okay he'll park it normally and get off too.]

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Yeah, you'd hafta stand on my toes, probably.

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Let's not investigate that any further.

[Because wow would that be awkward and embarrassing.]

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Your loss!

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Avoiding stepping on someone else's feet doesn't feel like much of a loss to me.

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Please don't drag this down to the level of a high school prom.

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Oh, I'm sorry I insulted your hypothetical shoe rides.

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Hypothetically badass shoe rides!

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Hypothetically ridiculous, awkward shoe rides.

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Oh, yeah, no, that part's not hypothetical at all, more like a definite.

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It's hypothetical because it's never going to happen.

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Ah!

[ He clutches his heart, mock-staggering back with a grin on his face. ]

Shot down! So cruel, Piper!