Really? I mean, yeah, pancakes make most emergencies better... So if I become on fire, could you come over to my house and make pancakes? Is that something policemen do?
Oh yeah totally, law enforcement and public services get like NO federal budget. [buddy] Well that's really great of you, Mr. Policeman! My friend Mabel said she'll make waffles with me today, but can I call you some other time for pancakes? Since they're pretty different.
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[ Do policemen take an oath? Note to self, google this later. ]
They just don't put that on the badges, y'know, since they charge per letter and all that.
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