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we just need to be careful i mean shade was fine he was here before i got here i think longer than wally too and he was fine but then he got bored and robbed a bank

i just dont really wanna fight you guys youre pretty crash

[Your bubble gum gun has made its way into his heart, JJ]

How's this for a deal?
If I ever get bored enough to think about robbing a toy store or something, I'll call you instead.

We can PRACTICE.

I have tons of experience fighting Flashes! It might be good homework.

oh dude totally!!! haHA that sounds super crash we should totally do that i mean i havent really run into people whore use to superspeed though there was black beetle but his scarab could just calculate where i was going to be faster than i could be there which wasnt really the same

hey
did we fight in your universe?

[ OH NO, OH CRAP, ABORT, ABORT, LIE ]

Naw. I'd pretty much given all that up by the time Wally took over.

uuuuggghhhh what? lame so lame i thought maybe youd have
no ones really told me about other me i mean other than that hes dead and grew up in a video game

[ ...................... WHY ]

Well, good news: other-you comes back. Apparently.

[REASONS. BECAUSE REASONS.]

wait
people come back from the dead in your world?

Sometimes, yeah.
I've seen it happen.

crash

[The "They don't in ours" is written heavily in those five letters.]

but were totally getting burgers next week i have a lot of deliveries this week

[You know. To kill time between when Wally gets sick of having Bart basically hanging off of his arm begging him to do every single thing with him and when Jaime's off of work/school/volunteer work/kissing babies on the head/saving cats from trees/helping elderly nuns cross the road/being trapped in a parking lot all day because everyone needs help loading their groceries into their car or whatever it is he does with his spare time.]

Gotcha. Just let me know. I'll clear my schedule for you.

[ And, a minute later, because the implication there was anything but subtle, and maybe he's a dick but he probably owes the little speedster something (a lot of somethings, really): ]

And hey, whatever happened, don't rule it out yet.
Mine can't be the only universe with a revolving door policy.

[This is why Bart likes you so much, Trickster. You've been nothing but an amazingly nice guy to him.

This is going to explode in their faces so spectacularly.]

yeah
i guess totally
it could totally happen

[But if it could happen, wouldn't it have happened already? Wouldn't someone have tried and succeeded in the forty years that passed between the Reach arriving and the Reach completely dominating?

... he's never been more jealous of other worlds before in his life. Why do they get to bring people back without completely crashing the timestream?]

crash ill text you or you could text me too i dunno if youre working
i mean you should be working if youre being a good normal person
oh! if you arent working or need something i could maybe find something i mean riku and i are pretty crash with deliveries right now he has portals and i run

but i mean if its something thatd help you not be bored i could totally find something

[ Well, fine, if that's how it's gonna be. ]

Hey! I have a job.

But I admit, my job is SUPER BORING.
I mean, it's better than working at an office (no ties!), but I miss hassling the criminal underworld.

Don't know where being a delivery boy stacks up compared to that.

hey!! theres nothing wrong with being a delivery boy its super crash there are a lotta people who need things delivered!!!

[Let's be real if anyone other than Bart Allen tried to sell being a delivery boy as some glamorous, super necessary thing, it probably wouldn't go over well.]

well if you ever need something to do lemme know i can be there in a flash

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