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—yeeeek!

[ Nooo! His head has the most sentimental value of all!

That's a very special Christmas concussion, aaand when the hammer makes contact with Mr. Human Piñata over here, Harley will receive one inflatable flamingo, a squeaky hedgehog, and a koosh ball, all of which bounce unceremoniously to the floor. ]

[itistolaugh]

[ ...

Well that's.

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Damn it, he's ruined the fun of senseless violence with squeaky toys. How is she supposed to keep up a good rage when she has a squeaky hedgehog? And a flamingo! That's like THEIR THING. ]

I really liked you, you ass.

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[ What if he just plays dead. Like a possum. ]

Thaaat— Christ, ow— was pro'bly a mistake.

[itistolaugh]

[ What if she stomps on his dick. ]

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[ Really satisfying and not at all manly yelping is what. HE DESERVES THIS AND HE KNOWS IT. ]

[itistolaugh]

You aren't even pretending to be sorry.

[ She opens the window by his workbench and starts tossing shit out. LOOK OUT, BELOW! ]

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Hey— what the hell, that's my stuff!

[ Yeah, careful, some of that is non-lethally but very annoyingly explosive. James makes a halfhearted effort to extract himself from his fetal position and do something about it, but really, no dice. ]

Harley, c'mon, it was never about you! You were collateral, that's all! I didn't even name names, that's how nice I am!

[itistolaugh]

I didn't have to be collateral! I didn't have to be implicated at all! You could have picked anybody else or made someone up, but you went and dragged me into it anyway!

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Well, surprise surprise, I'm not that nice a guy!

[ He's making a wobbly baby zebra attempt to drag himself to his feet using the arm of the couch. It could be better. ]

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[ NOPE, not allowed! She hits him in the chest with the hammer. Down, boy. ]

I thought you were at least better than my ex!

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[ WHEEEEEeeeEEEEeeeeeEEEZE ]