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[pobrecisco]

[ James' flop immediate drains some of the tension out of the room, and Cisco lets himself relax a little again. He takes a long sip of his beer to cut the remainder of his tense nerves, as well. ]

Yeah, what an asshole.

[airshow]

It sucks! You don't get it! When someone who cares about everyone doesn't seem like he likes you much more than anybody else, it's— gaaaahhhhh why am I talking to you about this!

[ CRANKY KICKYFEET ]

[pobrecisco]

Because your numerous other friends all live in Canada?

[airshow]

[ FLINGS A BALL

REALLY HARD

It's still plastic and weighs like an ounce. ]

[pobrecisco]

Ow. Hey, you're the one who said it, not me.

[airshow]

I get the feeling you're just using me for my ball pit.

[pobrecisco]

I thought we already established that.

[airshow]

I really get the feeling, et cetera, et cetera.

[pobrecisco]

Nah, man, I could just make my own ball pit.

[airshow]

You're that lonely, huh? So this mystery guy isn't putting out enough, or what?

[pobrecisco]

Who said anything about lonely? Also he's not "Mystery Guy", his name's— Okay, admittedly, his name isn't much better than "Mystery Guy", without context. His name's M.

[airshow]

Oh my godddd, no one who goes by one letter instead of a name has ever been cool!

[pobrecisco]

Sorry if I don't exactly take your opinion as the be-all end-all on what's cool.

[airshow]

I had a ponytail once...

[pobrecisco]

Is... that supposed to be helping your case?

[airshow]

Says Lady Lovely Locks over here!

[pobrecisco]

Yeah, but I can pull it off.

[airshow]

You're a dweeb.

[pobrecisco]

And you dress like a kindergarten classroom. What's your point?

[airshow]

Whatever, you're dating 1/26th of the alphabet.

[pobrecisco]

It's short for Midnighter.

[airshow]

Midnighter.

[ James takes a thoughtful sip of Cisco's stolen slurpee. Aww, it's mostly slurp now. ]

Is he a mid-size SUV? Or a stripper?

[pobrecisco]

[ He throws another ball at James' face. ]

[airshow]

[ Ooh, a stuffed dinosaur this time! Nice one. ]

I'm sorry, that was politically incorrect. A lady of the night.

[pobrecisco]

[ If he throws it harder, does he get a better toy? Let's find out. ]