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[tardily]

The sexual confusion thing.

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[ This delay you're experiencing is James screaming into a pillow. ]

I'M NOT ADMITTING ANYTHING.

[tardily]

I HAD HIM PINNED AGAINST A FIREPLACE. OR A WALL IT WAS A WHILE AGO.

YOU ADMITTING SOMETHING WILL NOT LEAVE THIS TEXT EXCHANGE. IT'S OKAY GIOVANNI. I GET IT. HE'S ATTRACTIVE AND MAKES EVERYONE QUESTION THEIR SEXUALITY.

I DON'T KNOW HOW OR WHY BUT IT HAPPENS.

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[ no he's changing tactics immediately ]

Is this why you messaged me?
You're coming on pretty strong.
It's okay to be a little bisexual, Barry.

[tardily]

Look. I'm not denying that I'm exceptionally bisexual for that man. But you cannot tell me that you didn't have the same problem. I'm pretty sure all of you did because you were expecting your Cold.

But you have mine. That I didn't warn you about because how I supposed to know he was going to show up? He knows what he does. He does it on purpose.

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You could have warned me that he was ridiculously good looking!
I would have made barfing noises but I would have liked to prepare myself.

HE'S LIKE MY WEIRD BITTER UNCLE WHO I USED TO COMMIT CRIMES WITH FOR BEER MONEY.
HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THE HOT ONE.
I'M THE HOT ONE.

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No pun intended for once.

[tardily]

I didn't want to hear you barfing!

WHEN HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THE HOT ONE JAMES. SERIOUSLY. I MEAN I'M NOT...LIKE I DON'T LIKE HARTLEY NORMALLY BUT I MEAN HE'S GOT A ONE UP ON YOU.

Also that pun only works if you were Mick, which you're not.

Unless you're Mick texting me as James which would not be the strangest thing in my life.

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Hartley had a ponytail and then a soul patch! Which he pulled off, kind of, I admit, but what part of that is hotter than me???

[ He's sending a pouty selfie right now. TELL HIM HE'S PRETTY. ]

And no. I only meant Mick is the hot one under very literal circumstances, but that's it.

[tardily]

All of it? I like my blonds a certain way and you're not it??

[ OH MY GOD WHY IS THIS HIS LIFE.

god you're pretty james please stop. ._. ]

If this is where you tell me he does some Firestorm thing, I may just quit this conversation and never talk to him again.

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:( :'( 8'( I'll remember this when your birthday comes around. (When is your birthday btw?)

And no, just the usual flamethrowering and occasional chili cooking. The man has one mean secret blend of herbs and spices.

[tardily]

I'm not telling you if you're going to remember this when my birthday comes around.

...You think I could get him to make me some?

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I remember everything, I'm just very forgiving.

And yeah, probably. If you ask really nicely and don't make fun of the onesie.

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But would you forgive me for that?

I would NEVER make fun of the onesie.

Don't ever tell him that me saying that is my way of making fun of it.

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I don't know, we'll just have to find out.

And I won't, but only because it breaks my heart when he cries.

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I don't know if I want to find out.

Does he cry fire? That's mean, I'm aware it's mean but I'm curious.

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No, just regular. They might be spicy but I've never licked them to find out.

[tardily]

Do you normally lick people's tears?

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A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells.

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Then it's a good thing you're not a lady.

And well, I mean I like the idea of being a gentleman but Iris would probably laugh at that idea.

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Hey, you've got way more going for you than the average gentleman anyway.