You know, it's funny, I can never decide if I hate him of not. Few days ago, I'd have gladly watched him burn. But now... this one doesn't feel right at all. Like someone rearranged the furniture while you were out.
Nostalgic is how it starts, then the next thing you know you're fighting Justice Leaguers and thinking listening to Abra Kadabra is a good plan. [ Thanks for convincing them all to sell their souls, jerk. ]
[ Mick fully intends to do the text equivalent of hang up on Trickster after that, so it's a good ten minutes before he remembers that there had been a point to asking about the joke in the first place.
Which makes him think about it. ]
Hold on, you said he "got all weird" about it. He didn't just tell you to shut up?
No. He turned the comm away with what I choose to interpret as a meaningful soap opera pause and said he's not the marrying kind. And I swear I'm not messing with you this time! I couldn't make up something weirder than that!
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You know, it's funny, I can never decide if I hate him of not. Few days ago, I'd have gladly watched him burn. But now... this one doesn't feel right at all. Like someone rearranged the furniture while you were out.
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And he's charismatic. I could see me ten years ago running with this guy.
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I probably would too, but ten years ago I was running with the real Cold, so... you know. Ten years ago I would've been an idiot anyway.
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And hey, man, stop making sense when I'm trying to be all nostalgic.
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Nostalgic is how it starts, then the next thing you know you're fighting Justice Leaguers and thinking listening to Abra Kadabra is a good plan. [ Thanks for convincing them all to sell their souls, jerk. ]
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Would it be weird if you asked him?
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He didn't, no. But I can do some detective work.
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[ After a pause: ] Cold gets to look twenty years younger than he is, and you turn old and get your Joker on? How does THAT work?
I'd appreciate it.
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Anything in particular you want me to find out?
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[ He sends, but after a moment sends a follow-up anyway: ]
It's just... the way he talks about him. Almost makes me feel guilty I'm not the one from his world.
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Figures. I made a dumb joke and he got all weird for a second.
Not REALLY weird, maybe not something someone else would notice, but it threw me.
Maybe he DOES have feelings.
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Do I want to know what joke you made?
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Look, I may or may not have possibly 100% insincerely and hilariously implied you two were married is all.
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[ Oh no, not even "James". ]
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Hot Stuff?
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Which makes him think about it. ]
Hold on, you said he "got all weird" about it. He didn't just tell you to shut up?
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And I swear I'm not messing with you this time!
I couldn't make up something weirder than that!
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[ Oh no. ] You don't think he...
You know what, nevermind.
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Because I kind of think he might.
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You think so?
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