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[catchacold]

Personally I'm more interested in the potential for getting tips. It's all beginning to feel very stripper at bacholerette party in here. Second marriage.

[airshow]

Have you been to a lot of bachelorette parties, Mon Capitan?

[catchacold]

Only as maid of honour.

[airshow]

Now there's one hell of a mental image.

[catchacold]

If I wanted to watch you look like an idiot again, I'd have said 'only as a stripper'.

[airshow]

I wonder if my gag reflex is as strong as my poker face...

[catchacold]

That Captain Cold has got to be one ugly bastard.

[This. This is the main information he gets from you clowns. The only useful rogue is Shade and he's not even a real rogue.]

[airshow]

Just average, really, though, y'know, comparatively... [ waves a hand at all of this Len's GENERAL DREAMINESS. ] It's more the principle of the thing. He's like my weird crime uncle who hangs out in a baby blue parka in July.

[catchacold]

[What does he even say to that? He raises an eyebrow and shrugs his shoulders.] I prefer dark blue. Not sure about July though. This is Florida.

[So he'd go with a slightly thinner black jacket, obviously.]

[airshow]

Well, if the heat's too much for you, you could always strip down and join the yoga demonstration.

[catchacold]

In your dreams, James.

[airshow]

So that's also a preemptive no to my sexy Rogues calendar idea?

[catchacold]

First we'd need to get enough sexy Rogues to fill more than two months.

[airshow]

I won't tell Mick or Hartley you said that.

[catchacold]

Not who I was thinking.

[airshow]

I find that hard to believe.

[catchacold]

You and Mick could share a month.

[Yes, he's with Barry. Hartley's the hot one.]

[airshow]

Oh, come on! You don't mean Piper...

[catchacold]

Why wouldn't I? If we were to actually do a calendar, I'd want it to sell.

[Not that he wants to do one, but even hypothetical projects need good planning. Hence, the hot one.]

[airshow]

Please! He's all wiry and weedy. Elbows in all the wrong places. Like cuddling a sack full of crowbars, I bet.

[catchacold]

No one's asking you to cuddle him.

[airshow]

[ Except that voice in the back of his head! ]

Hey, I'm just saying, it's an important consideration.

[catchacold]

[Never ignore the voice in the back of your head. Let Leonard Snart teach you all about that.]

How much you want to cuddle him?

[airshow]

Well now you're putting words in my mouth.

[catchacold]

Just trying to keep up. I really don't think he'd lack in people wanting to cuddle him, if that reassures you.