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[airshow]

Wears a lot of leather in the daytime.

[socialactivillain]

Is that a bad thing?

[airshow]

I'm sincerely considering hanging up on you.

[socialactivillain]

You're the one who asked if I'd made any friends yet.

[airshow]

Make better friends!

[socialactivillain]

I'm open to suggestions and introductions.

[airshow]

[ If only more people liked James. ]

Maybe I'll set up a meet and greet for respectable people who want to get to know you and Mick. No people who go by times of day or letters of the alphabet allowed.

[socialactivillain]

I have a hard time believing you've made friends with a lot of respectable people.

[airshow]

I didn't say I had.

[socialactivillain]

So it would be just an open kind of thing?

[airshow]

Oh, no, no, I can invite lots of people who don't like me.

[socialactivillain]

That'll probably have a better turn out.

[airshow]

Exactly! But that way I can at least vet them first.

[socialactivillain]

Are you sure that's a task you want to claim responsibility for?

[airshow]

If it keeps you from spending time with Leather Daddy Alphabet Soup, then yes.

[socialactivillain]

What do you have against the guy, anyway?

[airshow]

He threatened me in a garage when all I was doing was perfectly legal snooping. And he disrespected our beloved tailor.

[socialactivillain]

Perfectly legal snooping?

[ This is his skeptical voice. ]

[airshow]

I wanted to touch a jetpack! It wasn't even his house!

[socialactivillain]

Whose house was it?

[airshow]

His boyfriend's. Who totally gave me nonverbal permission to touch his jetpack, for the record. It was implied. [ no it wasn't. ]

[socialactivillain]

[ He sighs. ]

So you're just annoyed you got caught.

[airshow]

I'm annoyed about a lot of things!

[socialactivillain]

Apparently.

[airshow]

[ THAT'S SO DISMISSIVE!!! ]

Fine, whatever, go save the world with your new buddy who still thinks mohawks are cool, see if he saves you when Captain Cold's too dreamy and you don't know what to do.