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[backinakidflash]

I would too.

Better make up your own. I've read all the knock-knock books.

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ALL of them? You don't have anything better to do?

[backinakidflash]

Speedster. You run out of ways to fill the nanoseconds eventually. I mean. You clearly get bored, and I'm like the Flash equivalent of crossbreeding Axel with a rabid squirrel and putting the resultant hybrid on a diet of pure meth.

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At least you're self-aware! P.S. don't do drugs.

[backinakidflash]

I think the problem is with the rest of you, not me. Get it right.

Tchyeah. As if they'd work. No, really. Don't do drugs, non-existent kids who are reading this even though it's supposed to be private.

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You never know who's watching!

And seriously? I don't know about the others, but I know exactly what I am.