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[catchacold]

Go into my room and die.

Anyway. Did you make any naked men climb out of windows?

[airshow]

Whose windows?

[catchacold]

You've an assortment of naked men climbing out different windows?

[Whatever. He won't even doubt it.]

Mick's.

[airshow]

Why in the name of Susan would I make naked men crawl out of MICK'S windows?

That's interesting information, though.

[catchacold]

Mick claims ignorance and he can't lie worth shit, so you were next on the list.

[Make of that what you will.]

[airshow]

You never considered Piper?

Then again, he's probably too good for naked window men these days.

[catchacold]

I assumed Piper's men wouldn't bolt in the middle of the night.

[He's next on the list now, but he's still most competent.]

[airshow]

Hey, don't insult my snuggling capabilities!

[catchacold]

Just your inability to shut up.

[airshow]

It's more of a god-given talent than a lack of ability.

So are you worried about naked burglary, or about Mick having some hot nights?

[catchacold]

Mick had no idea what I was talking about when I asked him, so by now I worry about what insane stalker he has.

[airshow]

Time to install a security system.

Not that that answers the admittedly very intriguing question.

[catchacold]

I'll be sure to ask the guy before I kill him if I find him.

[airshow]

How good a look did you get?
Any identifying marks?
Nice butt?
Third nipple?

[catchacold]

Nothing that stands out, but enough that I might be able to recognise him if I see him by light.

Don't know about the butt. Not my type.

[airshow]

Do you have a butt type?

[catchacold]

Who doesn't?

[airshow]

Fair point.
I've always been more of a big picture "looks like you can snap me in half" guy.

But I digress.

[catchacold]

If we're talking big picture, I just get a hard on for soul.

But good to know you like getting your ass kicked.

[airshow]

Good to know.

And I hope this knowledge doesn't call any of our previous interactions into question.

[catchacold]

Aw.

You should have just said you had a crush, I'd have punched you gladly.

[airshow]

I never knew you were such a softie!

[catchacold]

That's because you never knew anything about me.

[airshow]

Maybe we should get to know each other better.

[catchacold]

Sure.

Drinks are on you.

[Some people get diamond encrusted items, others have to invite him to drinks.]