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He's too fat to get squished.

[ James folds his arms petulantly. ]

Doesn't even wanna listen to my dramatic readings...

[socialactivillain]

I didn't want to send you the link in the first place!

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Fine, so who are you sending sexy sex stories to?

[ NOT LIKE HE CARES ]

[socialactivillain]

—Saying it like that makes it sound much weirder than it actually is.

[airshow]

Tell me about the non-weird way to send your buddies porno.

[socialactivillain]

...Mick's a fan of the author.

[socialactivillain]

Also you sent me "porno" [ Yes, he did air quotes. ] of you getting it from a fictional spaceship captain! After I repeatedly asked you not to.

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And I stand by that! Wait wait wait, you mean— oh my g— it was for Mick?!

[ Sorry, he's just gonna double over laughing like the goddamn dog from Wacky Races. ]

[socialactivillain]

[ ...Okay, Piper sees the easy out here and takes a moment if it's worth it to throw Mick under the bus like that to get James' laser focus of humiliation off of him.

It's a very short moment. Sorry, Mick. ]

He writes them himself, too.

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Piper. Piper.

[ He practically pounces on him, grabbing the front of Piper's shirt in both hands with a look on his face like someone just told him they invented a new kind of diamonds that honk. ]

Tell me his username.

[socialactivillain]

Only if you won't be awful about it. It's good that he found a productive hobby.

[airshow]

When have I ever been awful?

[socialactivillain]

And when did you first realize you've been experiencing short term memory loss?

[airshow]

Sorry, can you repeat the question?

[socialactivillain]

[ He laughs. ]

You're such an ass.

[airshow]

[ YES LAUGHING MEANS HE'S FORGIVEN WHICH MEANS HE HAS NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG IN HIS LIFE. ]

Please, don't encourage me.

[socialactivillain]

I would never.

[airshow]

That laugh said otherwise, pal.