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You can hide in the back with the haunted love tester machine

[socialactivillain]

Wow, that sounds so appealing.

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Well it IS almost V-day.

[socialactivillain]

Ugh, I know. I'm already tired of the advertisements everywhere for it.

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[ See, James is a good friend, he can totally get Piper's mind off one sucky thing and on to another. ]

What, you DON'T like artificial scarcity inflating the price of unethically-mined gemstones that you absolutely have to get for your significant whatever or else they'll tell you all about the big sparkly rock that Cheryl's boyfriend got HER and why don't you love me, is it because I'm fat?

[socialactivillain]

You took the words right out of my mouth.

Also there's the fact that Mick asked if I'd mind being elsewhere on the 14th, so I think we're both getting sexiled for their Valentine's date.

[airshow]

Aww, good for them! Also, eew.

[socialactivillain]

That was basically my reaction. I'm glad he's happy, but also, oh my god.

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Maybe our Valentine's Day resolution should be to be less judgmental

[socialactivillain]

Are Valentine's Day resolutions a thing?



Also, no, that sounds awful.

[airshow]

I could make them a thing.
And then break them

[socialactivillain]

Like a New Year's resolution, without the part where we kid ourselves it'll actually happen?

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Yes, exactly! See, you get it.

[socialactivillain]

Hey, speaking of pretending not to be judgmental while in reality judging everyone around you at all times

We should go out on Valentine's Day.

[airshow]

Sounds gay
I'm in

[socialactivillain]

If we're getting thrown out anyway, might as well, right?

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That's the spirit!

[socialactivillain]

Anything in particular you wanna do?

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I like surprises, but I also like throwing things at people from 50 feet in the air?

[socialactivillain]

Do your endless pockets produce themed candy on demand? Because those chalky hearts from 50 feet up sound just harmless enough to meet your standards of annoying.