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I meant that slightly less than literally, but, again, I'm touched.

[tardily]

:|

JUST TELL ME YOU WON'T STICK THE FORK IN THE SOCKET.

Please. No fork in your hand will go into Eobard's metaphorical socket. Just. It will just make me feel better if you tell me you won't do it again.

[tardily]

And ignore how bad that sounded.

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EEEEEEEW.

Look, if you're telling me not to fork Eobard, I can assure you, he's not my type.

[tardily]

I'm telling you to not.

YOU KNOW VERY WELL WHAT I'M TELLING YOU NOT TO DO.

I WILL FLASH DAD LECTURE YOU FOR REAL.

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Uuuuuuuugh you're even more of a buzzkill than my real dad. MUST YOU MURDER MY FUN?

Not that I WANT to fork him. Or spoon him. Or whatever metaphorical utensil.

Gross. G-R-O-S-S. If he reads this, it's ALL YOUR FAULT, FLASH.

[tardily]

WHEN THIS IS YOUR IDEA OF FUN, YES. i must murder your fun even though usually i'm definitely not the my usual reaction.

IT'S...he won't read this.

you're avoiding telling me you won't do the thing. DON'T THINK THAT'S SLIPPING BY ME. SUPERSPEED APPLIES TO THE BRAIN TOO.

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I won't do the thing unless I have a very good reason for it.

[tardily]

Is that the best I'm going to get from you?

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Probably!

[tardily]

Fine. I'll take it. JUST.

GIVE A GUY SOME WARNING IF YOU DO IT AGAIN? Please. So I don't get woken up by air horn again in the middle of the night.

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You'll be the first person I warn.

[tardily]

Holding you to that. And if you don't, I'm not kidding, I'll find you and give you the lecture.

I really will. Just be safe, okay?

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I'd say "same to you," but I don't think either of us are really in the business of staying safe.

[tardily]

We'll both go for as safe as we can, deal?

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Fair enough.