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What, seriously?
That I wanna see.

crash
ok so if i put a wire up on a building and run across it no problem can i have some flying shoes??

[bART NO]

We'll call that step one.

uggghhhh how many steps are there???????

Step two is not asking how many steps there are!

these are dumb steps

[Oh no you made him text-sulk]

Step three is free candy.

ok thats only less dumb if its GOOD candy and not like old people candy

[BART DON'T BE RUDE]

You wound me! Implying that I'd feed you licorice and Werther's Originals like some kind of grandpa.

How old do you think I am?

like 50? i mean not as old as jay but older than gramps maybe but the gramps at home
oh

wait no 40 maybe???

[Look Nathaniel was like almost sixty and didn't look that old. Also he's a Flash and has Jay as his token old person and he's like a hundred years old or something like that. So his points of reference are kinda messed up.]

and hey werthers arent that bad i just figured youd try and give me sugar free stuff

[Since, you know. You're a Rogue.]

Wow.
WOW.
WOW!!!

dude i cant help that only grandpas would keep flying shoes from people

[Welcome to the wonderful world of Brat Allen]

Edited (i had to) 2015-07-15 14:15 (UTC)

Are you trying to appeal to my sense of lawlessness? That's adorable.

only if its working

is it working?

uuuugggghhhhhh can it just be working i mean this is flying and i mean i could even just borrow them and give them back

cause i mean everyone can fly
sb can fly miss m can fly both bbs can fly YOU can fly and even the bats can kinda roof vault and glide

Come over.

cant today everyone wants me to go hang out with them i guess to just make sure im back but its kinda moded

[He just wants to be angry by himself in the desert, is that so much to ask?

Also when on Earth did it actually get easier for Bart to talk to Rogues over his own friends and family?]

And after all that convincing, too! Jeez, kid.
Well, offer's open. Just give me a heads-up first, yeah?

And what's the problem with that? Too clingy? Got other plans? Just don't feel like being sociable?

yeah i know sry tricks

i guess? i mean its fine i wanna hang out with them i just need to work on something first

[Which is really just code for "sulk and invent until he feels less angry and is actually able to smile and sell it again"]

Hey, it's cool. I'm just making sure everything's okay.
Which I know sounds kind of weird coming from your grandpa's ex-bad-guy.

Anywho, nothing wrong with needing to fly solo for a little while! Everybody needs space.
There's a reason I live alone with a ball pit and it's not just because no one else would put up with me.

snot weird i mean ur kinda not a good bad guy

[b art]

well i mean you are but kinda not when youve been helping me out since you got here

Hence the ex in ex-bad-guy.

I haven't done that much, c'mon.

you still helped AND you actually came to burgers

besides you have crash stuff like that weird gun thing and the flight shoes which you are totally not gonna distract me from

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