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I'm— I don't even have that much upper arm strength it couldn't have hurt that bad.

[ Oh my god, James, just stop it's not even that bad. ]

Jealous that you produce toys when someone punches you. Oh, yeah, super jealous that I've got superspeed and you spontaneously produce toys. Do you listen to what you say?

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I can talk to chickens, too. Kinda.

[tardily]

For real?

[ Chickens. Jesus he is not made to handle this bullshit. ]

Do you want me to punch you again?

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Is that a rhetorical question?

[tardily]

I don't know, do you really speak to chickens now?

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According to my official government papers.

[tardily]

So you're a walking talking joke shop. Are they even real chickens you talk to? Or is it the rubber ones? Since I imagine you might see more of those on average.