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omg thats so annoying

cmon whats ur job
i work at starktech

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Annoying is my middle name!

You know that dinky little amusement park in Heropa?
I work security there. I'm a teenager wrangler. It's as much fun as it sounds.

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what seriously

why are you doing that
you could do better than that

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I KNOW. My many talents are wasted, etc etc.

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do u lack motivation

r u keeping a low profile because ur scared of batman

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Well, Green Lantern punched me in the face. So did your uncle. And everyone's scared of Batman. Even you.

BUT NAH I'm just indecisive. You know, so amazingly great at so many things, blah blah blah, hard to choose just one.
Keep thinking about trying to sell all these toys I keep making in my spare time, but everyone would be like, WHEN ARE THEY GONNA EXPLODE, TRICKSTER? Like EVERYTHING I make explodes.

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back up

gl i get hes being a huge jerk but
THE FLASH???? the one thats here NOW?? punched you??????

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Apparently some other, significantly less cool version of me tried to kill a bunch of people or whatever, I dunno, it was a whole thing.

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oh one of those

well im sure he felt real bad about it later

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Not like it's the first time I've been punched in the face by a Flash.
No hard feelings.

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yeah but u gotta deserve it or it doesnt mean as much when u DO

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That's awfully progressive of you.

I think.

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i mean its not like i enjoy punching ppl who dont deserve it

just a waste of time for everybody involved rly

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See, Flash, this is why everyone likes you.

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WHAT

DOESNT EVERYBODY
I MEAN THATS P COMMON THINKING DUDE