airshow: (There's a fucking musical in my head.)
james giovanni danger janeway jesse ([personal profile] airshow) wrote2015-01-12 01:40 am
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airshow: (I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-10-01 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Congratulations!
YOU'RE A CRAB GRANDMA!!!
fastballspeciaaaaal: (Party time!)

[personal profile] fastballspeciaaaaal 2015-10-01 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
THE PROUDEST CRAB GRANDMA.

they're so tiny!!!!!!!!

you wanna see? wanna see wanna see!!!?!?!???!?
airshow: (I saw a bobcat while I was rollerblading)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-10-03 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
I ABSOLUTELY wanna see! I don't even know what a baby crab LOOKS like.
airshow: (I was passing out cake at the bars.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-10-04 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
LITTLE LEGS
HUGE EYES
Oh my golly, that's the CUTEST FELLA.
How many of them are there?
fastballspeciaaaaal: (It's not the Kitten Holy?)

[personal profile] fastballspeciaaaaal 2015-10-04 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
imma name that one ziggy!!

there are um. there are many. like. a lot. like. there is between 20 and like. 200.
airshow: (What's TOTES MCGOATS in Spanish?)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-10-04 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
Do you need help naming them?
airshow: (I taste like funfetti.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-10-14 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, let's see what I can come up with off the cuff.

Shelly
Sandy
Pinchy
Big Red
Little Red
Medium Red
Captain Fabulous
Crabtonio
Legs McGee
Princess
MISTER Princess
Scooter

... 200 names is a lot
fastballspeciaaaaal: (I actually don't remember what was happe)

[personal profile] fastballspeciaaaaal 2015-10-15 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
oh my audrey lorde!!!! those are!!! SO!!! GOOD!!! MISTER PRINCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i don't know if i can top those ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

senior scuttlebutt
MAMA RED
lady crabulous
crabtian jack sparrow
reverend herman crabitus

you're right 200 is a lot and crab puns are hard!!
airshow: (my breakfast just consisted of Gushers.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-10-15 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
I appreciate your dedication to crab puns.
Reverend Herman Crabitus is a very dignified name!

Seamore
Peter Pinchalot
Edward Scissorhands
Seabiscuit
Landbiscuit?
fastballspeciaaaaal: (Is there gonna be sharks!?)

[personal profile] fastballspeciaaaaal 2015-10-19 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Shelldon
C. Shells
Mr. Crabcakes
Seabastian

And if there's one bb crab whose super into death metal he can be VICEGRIP.
Edited 2015-10-19 02:24 (UTC)
airshow: (Dress code is neon and obnoxious.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-10-20 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
That is one SNAPPY name!
fastballspeciaaaaal: (I BET --)

[personal profile] fastballspeciaaaaal 2015-10-21 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
(\/)!_!(\/)
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