That was never my thing. It wasn't about the money. Money's easy to get. It was about making people NOTICE. More people pay attention if you nab one diamond-studded bowtie off some rich guy's neck than if you rob every homeless shelter in the city blind.
Sometimes I'd even give back the cash at the end just to mess with them.
I haven't done that kind of thing in ages anyway. It's just as much fun + you stay out of prison if you hoodwink the bad guys and then donate the $$$. More fulfilling. Keeps the devil off your back (literally). Et cetera.
Reasons to give up villainy. I could run a seminar.
you should!! dude you totally should itd be the crashest thing ever i mean just think about it im sure theres a ton of other people out there who just like the fun of it i think shades kinda like that too
and i mean i know some people just like proving theyre smarter somehow or can be one step ahead and others just like fighting so if someone told people about better ways to do stuff and if it didnt just come from heroes and police it might work
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[Bart puts a lot of stock in burgers]
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But free cheeseburgers are good either way. It's been a while. I gotta catch up on my junk food.
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so
would you steal from a charity or a shelter?
[Bad guy level tests with Bart Allen, ladies and gentlemen]
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That was never my thing.
It wasn't about the money. Money's easy to get. It was about making people NOTICE.
More people pay attention if you nab one diamond-studded bowtie off some rich guy's neck than if you rob every homeless shelter in the city blind.
Sometimes I'd even give back the cash at the end just to mess with them.
I haven't done that kind of thing in ages anyway. It's just as much fun + you stay out of prison if you hoodwink the bad guys and then donate the $$$. More fulfilling. Keeps the devil off your back (literally). Et cetera.
Reasons to give up villainy. I could run a seminar.
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and i mean i know some people just like proving theyre smarter somehow or can be one step ahead and others just like fighting so if someone told people about better ways to do stuff and if it didnt just come from heroes and police it might work
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