airshow: (There's a fucking musical in my head.)
james giovanni danger janeway jesse ([personal profile] airshow) wrote2015-01-12 01:40 am
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itistolaugh: I got some. I keep it in my skinny jeans. (Hey. You want some butt?)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-11-13 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
you'd have to do something REALLY SPECIAL to stand out
airshow: (I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-11-15 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
what, like sexy pictures?
itistolaugh: I'm gonna have to fuck all of you. (My crotch just needs some attention.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-11-15 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
noooo i get dibs on those
airshow: (If creeping was an Olympic sport--)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-11-16 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
awwww don't worry
he's really not my type
itistolaugh: It's that fucking neck, man. (I think I'm in love with a goose.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-11-16 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
idk i guess it isnt really hard to annoy him because he hates everything
public humiliation is his big no-no if youre seriously trying to piss him off
but maybe dont poke the crazy man who's bff with satan?
but w/e im not your boss
airshow: Who am I to judge? (I drank butter last night.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-11-16 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
whatever, I totally fleeced the devil twice back home, I can do it again
but I still owe him one for the swear-in crap
and by one I mean like
a million, probably
itistolaugh: What the fuck kind of rave is this? (Bird Flu sprucin' his goose.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-11-16 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
ok well
being a gossipy little bitch is the fastest way to his bad side
airshow: (Did you say you heart me or hate me?)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-11-16 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
see you say that like he has a good side
itistolaugh: There's a really good fastball cut. (The third one was an ironic present.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-11-16 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
ok fine his worse side
airshow: (Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-11-16 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
that's better
anyway if you need to hide any nerd-shaped bodies I know a nice swamp
and I'll tell everyone we were watching Hoarders and playing I Spy
itistolaugh: His worm. His dick worm machine. (His wiener machine.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-11-16 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
nah i was only going to murder him if he actually made up some deranged sex scandal but he backed down because he has no follow through
ill keep it in mind tho




ps do you mean actual i spy or like how we play candy land & hungry hungry hippos
airshow: (I just found 51 cents in my bed.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-11-16 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
first one, then the other?
itistolaugh: I'm gonna have to fuck all of you. (Looking at cat balls)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-11-16 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
not 100% clear on how sexy i spy will work but i am excited to find out
airshow: (Bad decision Saturdays: a good decision.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-11-16 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
we'll figure it out as we go!
we're two sexy geniuses
itistolaugh: It's getting a little stiff. (Can you rub that down for me?)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-11-16 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
youre a sexy genius, im just regular sexy
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