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That you enjoy poking the hornet's nest way too much.

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Oh, yeah! You missed the whole thing where I drew a lightning bolt on a bottle of mustard and threw it through his window in the middle of the night with like, a floodlight, an air horn, the whole shebang. Psychological warfare! Telling him I knew who he was! Representing the Rogues!

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You did what?!

[And this is why James should never be left unsupervised.]

Are you crazy? What could you possibly gain from that? Besides a broken face. Or worse.

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I wanted to stake my claim on the Flashes is what.

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So picking a fight with him sounded like a good idea to you?

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Considering he's the one with a weird thing for Barry, and I was the only Rogue here?

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So what did you think you were doing? Getting his intention on you instead of Barry?

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No! I— okay, kind of, but more like, y'know, if you mess with him I tell everybody who you actually are. Traditional blackmail, very respectable.

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Yeah, and how'd it work out for you?

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Oh, you know. Pretty great until I got a concussion and fell off the roof and he called me up the next day with the scary voice and threatened my life.

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Of course...[Ugh. Please don't get yourself killed again, you dumb asshole.] Has anything happened since then?

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No.

[ He's so scary, Piper. ]

The creep knows where I live, though.

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Well that's...worrisome.

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Ugh, alright, I think we need to get back to talking about the kid before I decide to come over there and punch you for being such a moron.

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Aww, are you worried?

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Oh, of course not, why would I possibly be worried?

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You're adorable when you're trying to disembowel me with the razor-sharp edge of your sarcasm, you know that?

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Oh, shut up, will you?

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Why don'tcha make me?

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Don't tempt me.

[He means that in an "I'll come over there and kick your ass" way, but.]

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Tempt tempt, Piper!

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Is this all a joke to you?

[Piper you already know the answer to that.]

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You're the one who's apparently not serious about coming over here and punching me.

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Do you want me to come over there and punch you?

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What if I do?

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You might actually convince me to do it?