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[airshow]

Okay, well, second question, equally or possibly even more important: didja know there's a pancake recipe on the back of the box?

[buildsfriends]

WHAT?!

[checks back of box] Whuh- There's just a bunch of numbers and words here. And pictures of eggs-

Ohhhhhh.

[airshow]

Oh what? Do you think he went out for eggs?

[buildsfriends]

Oh wow, yeah, he might've done that! [nah he wasn't thinking much of anything dude] I should go check the grocery store!

Y'know, Mr. Policeman, you're a pretty nice guy. I'll tell you if I can't find him.

[airshow]

[ THIS GUY........ ]

Cool, cool, you be sure to do that! And hey, if things get really dire, like a serious emergency, I make a pretty mean chocolate chip pancake.

[buildsfriends]

Really? I mean, yeah, pancakes make most emergencies better... So if I become on fire, could you come over to my house and make pancakes? Is that something policemen do?

[airshow]

Yeah, that's like right in the oath we take. To Serve and Protect and Pancakes.

[ Do policemen take an oath? Note to self, google this later. ]

They just don't put that on the badges, y'know, since they charge per letter and all that.

[buildsfriends]

Oh yeah totally, law enforcement and public services get like NO federal budget. [buddy] Well that's really great of you, Mr. Policeman! My friend Mabel said she'll make waffles with me today, but can I call you some other time for pancakes? Since they're pretty different.