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[pobrecisco]

Dude, please. Lots of people with glaring personality deficits have at least semi-functional relationships.

[airshow]

[ James shrugs broadly, a sarcastic, airy tone to his voice. ]

It's hard when you're narcissistic and don't hold the happiness of other people in extremely high regard...

[pobrecisco]

[ Christ, he can't not roll his eyes. He's in too deep in this to get out now, apparently. ]

Right, because dying for him means you clearly don't give a shit about his happiness. Pull the other one, Trickster.

[airshow]

And yet he's pissed off at me so often.

[pobrecisco]

Look, you were right. I don't know either of you very well. I'm just working off impressions here. But from talking to him about you? He cares about you, he just... maybe doesn't always get that you actually care about him, too.

[airshow]

He cares about everyone. He's a real jerk like that.

[ James flops dramatically back into the rainbow balls. ]

[pobrecisco]

[ James' flop immediate drains some of the tension out of the room, and Cisco lets himself relax a little again. He takes a long sip of his beer to cut the remainder of his tense nerves, as well. ]

Yeah, what an asshole.

[airshow]

It sucks! You don't get it! When someone who cares about everyone doesn't seem like he likes you much more than anybody else, it's— gaaaahhhhh why am I talking to you about this!

[ CRANKY KICKYFEET ]

[pobrecisco]

Because your numerous other friends all live in Canada?

[airshow]

[ FLINGS A BALL

REALLY HARD

It's still plastic and weighs like an ounce. ]

[pobrecisco]

Ow. Hey, you're the one who said it, not me.

[airshow]

I get the feeling you're just using me for my ball pit.

[pobrecisco]

I thought we already established that.

[airshow]

I really get the feeling, et cetera, et cetera.

[pobrecisco]

Nah, man, I could just make my own ball pit.

[airshow]

You're that lonely, huh? So this mystery guy isn't putting out enough, or what?

[pobrecisco]

Who said anything about lonely? Also he's not "Mystery Guy", his name's— Okay, admittedly, his name isn't much better than "Mystery Guy", without context. His name's M.

[airshow]

Oh my godddd, no one who goes by one letter instead of a name has ever been cool!

[pobrecisco]

Sorry if I don't exactly take your opinion as the be-all end-all on what's cool.

[airshow]

I had a ponytail once...

[pobrecisco]

Is... that supposed to be helping your case?

[airshow]

Says Lady Lovely Locks over here!

[pobrecisco]

Yeah, but I can pull it off.

[airshow]

You're a dweeb.

[pobrecisco]

And you dress like a kindergarten classroom. What's your point?