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Naturally. Couldn't stop you if I tried. Anyone cool?

[socialactivillain]

A guy going by the name Midnighter had several good suggestions, and he's heavily involved with a local charity in Heropa.

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[ no. ]

That guy. Look, Pipes. Hartley. Hart. [ Yes he is busting out the cutesy nickname for this. ] Don't get involved with anyone who tries to make the middle of the night into an occupation.

[socialactivillain]

Says the Trickster to the Pied Piper.

[airshow]

Ahem. The Trickster is a longstanding mythological archetype. And the Pied Piper is a, uh, child kidnapping comeuppance delivery boy, I guess. Those are both respectable things.

[socialactivillain]

Uh-huh.

[airshow]

I'm serious, what does a Midnighter even do?

[socialactivillain]

Donates a lot of time to charity, apparently.

[airshow]

Wears a lot of leather in the daytime.

[socialactivillain]

Is that a bad thing?

[airshow]

I'm sincerely considering hanging up on you.

[socialactivillain]

You're the one who asked if I'd made any friends yet.

[airshow]

Make better friends!

[socialactivillain]

I'm open to suggestions and introductions.

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[ If only more people liked James. ]

Maybe I'll set up a meet and greet for respectable people who want to get to know you and Mick. No people who go by times of day or letters of the alphabet allowed.

[socialactivillain]

I have a hard time believing you've made friends with a lot of respectable people.

[airshow]

I didn't say I had.

[socialactivillain]

So it would be just an open kind of thing?

[airshow]

Oh, no, no, I can invite lots of people who don't like me.

[socialactivillain]

That'll probably have a better turn out.

[airshow]

Exactly! But that way I can at least vet them first.

[socialactivillain]

Are you sure that's a task you want to claim responsibility for?

[airshow]

If it keeps you from spending time with Leather Daddy Alphabet Soup, then yes.

[socialactivillain]

What do you have against the guy, anyway?

[airshow]

He threatened me in a garage when all I was doing was perfectly legal snooping. And he disrespected our beloved tailor.