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[backinakidflash]

Good.

[ Because thanks would be asking a bit too much. ]

I won't say anything while he's here. Man. I hope it's this easy to ask Cold.

[airshow]

This version's a little different. As you might've noticed.

What DID you say to Mick, by the way? He seemed awfully confused, and I had a hell of a time talking around secret identities without giving THAT away.

[backinakidflash]

I don't think I blew it with what I said.

But I don't think the whole throwing the communicator across the room thing helped me. He liked the s'more, s'less bit though.

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He said you asked him to ask me about speedster oaths or something. I didn't spill. I figure that's between him and you and Barry.

For whatever it's worth, if Deadshot showed up here and didn't remember shooting me in the face, I'd be pretty pissed too. Must be frustrating not to have anyone to take it out on.

[backinakidflash]

How come people only pay attention to the jokes?

I hate you for being the one who gets it.

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Hey, it's no picnic on my end, either.

[backinakidflash]

You should be used to your end sucking by now.

Guess I should too.

[airshow]

Used to it's different than being okay with it. The Porter poofs me out of here one day, that's it for me forever. That's one hell of an anvil to have hanging over my head.

But hey, there's always therapy.

[backinakidflash]

I didn't mean it like that! I wasn't talking about that kind of end! I just mean - your side of things.

I'm sorry it wasn't worth it for you. It's not as bad when it's worth it. I think. Never tried it the other way.

[ Trickster has him feeling sorry for him now. That is Bart's attempt to commiserate or something. ]

[airshow]

Sorry! It's hard to read tone over text! You darn kids and your smartphones!

But seriously, yeah, okay, it was worth it. I'd do it again. Doesn't mean it doesn't still suck.

I feel like I should break the tension with a knock knock joke or something.

[backinakidflash]

I would too.

Better make up your own. I've read all the knock-knock books.

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ALL of them? You don't have anything better to do?

[backinakidflash]

Speedster. You run out of ways to fill the nanoseconds eventually. I mean. You clearly get bored, and I'm like the Flash equivalent of crossbreeding Axel with a rabid squirrel and putting the resultant hybrid on a diet of pure meth.

[airshow]

At least you're self-aware! P.S. don't do drugs.

[backinakidflash]

I think the problem is with the rest of you, not me. Get it right.

Tchyeah. As if they'd work. No, really. Don't do drugs, non-existent kids who are reading this even though it's supposed to be private.

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You never know who's watching!

And seriously? I don't know about the others, but I know exactly what I am.