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[socialactivillain]

Wally's here and he's not the Wally from home.

[airshow]

Don't tell me he's twelve again

[socialactivillain]

No, I don't think so. I'm talking to him on the Network and... Well, okay, it's a little hard to pin down, with Wally.

[airshow]

Yeah he's eternally youthful or whatever

Doesn't remember you, huh?

[socialactivillain]

He seemed actually kinda pissed that I knew who he was.

[airshow]

Ouch. Rough.

[socialactivillain]

[ There's a noticeable delay before Piper's next response. ]

Is it weird that I haven't really missed home until just now?

[airshow]

Yeah, Piper, that's extremely weird.

But you're weird, so it's fine.

[socialactivillain]

[ Well, okay, that makes him laugh. ]

Jerk. Thanks.

[airshow]

You wanna talk about it? Drink about it? Other healthy coping mechanisms?

[socialactivillain]

You know, I could probably do with a drink, actually. Are you at the bar?

[airshow]

Yeah. I'm offering the guy some fried Twinkies if he wants to visit. No Wally can resist that.

[socialactivillain]

See, now I'm torn between wanting free drinks, and not wanting to watch Wally West eat deep fried Twinkies ever again.

[airshow]

You can hide in the back with the haunted love tester machine

[socialactivillain]

Wow, that sounds so appealing.

[airshow]

Well it IS almost V-day.

[socialactivillain]

Ugh, I know. I'm already tired of the advertisements everywhere for it.

[airshow]

[ See, James is a good friend, he can totally get Piper's mind off one sucky thing and on to another. ]

What, you DON'T like artificial scarcity inflating the price of unethically-mined gemstones that you absolutely have to get for your significant whatever or else they'll tell you all about the big sparkly rock that Cheryl's boyfriend got HER and why don't you love me, is it because I'm fat?

[socialactivillain]

You took the words right out of my mouth.

Also there's the fact that Mick asked if I'd mind being elsewhere on the 14th, so I think we're both getting sexiled for their Valentine's date.

[airshow]

Aww, good for them! Also, eew.

[socialactivillain]

That was basically my reaction. I'm glad he's happy, but also, oh my god.

[airshow]

Maybe our Valentine's Day resolution should be to be less judgmental

[socialactivillain]

Are Valentine's Day resolutions a thing?



Also, no, that sounds awful.

[airshow]

I could make them a thing.
And then break them

[socialactivillain]

Like a New Year's resolution, without the part where we kid ourselves it'll actually happen?