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I think both, but at least the cat might be able to be trained not to do something. Or you could just pick it up. Not so much him. I'm mentally scarring myself the more I think about this.

Why would anyone recommend being dead? I mean ignoring the whole dead = not being able to recommend anything in the first place. That's cool and all, but question, are any of those scarier people actually here?

Note to self: befriend magician, turn Eobard Thawne into relatively harmless kitty.

Not here at the moment, but you never know. I guess technically he makes the top of the list by default, though. Good for him. Mr. Scary Voice.

Relatively harmless except he might still have superspeed? Imagine a cat with superspeed. :/

It's not that scary. I CAN DO IT TOO. But since he's on the list by default, I ca still be worried and concerned about your well being. I would probably be regardless but extra amounts now.

You're right. That's actually way scarier than a person with superspeed. Abandon Plan Kitty.

I'm touched by your concern, really. It's just I'm kind of the stick a fork in a light socket to find out what happens type of person.

I'm really hoping he doesn't try and read these texts later. There's no way I'll be able to explain this.

...James, while that's good and normally I'd tell you to do you. Forks + light sockets = usually dead or at least really messed up hair.

Seriously.

Even if you only get messed up hair, the idea of you potentially ending with dead is enough to give me gray ones.

I meant that slightly less than literally, but, again, I'm touched.

:|

JUST TELL ME YOU WON'T STICK THE FORK IN THE SOCKET.

Please. No fork in your hand will go into Eobard's metaphorical socket. Just. It will just make me feel better if you tell me you won't do it again.

And ignore how bad that sounded.

EEEEEEEW.

Look, if you're telling me not to fork Eobard, I can assure you, he's not my type.

I'm telling you to not.

YOU KNOW VERY WELL WHAT I'M TELLING YOU NOT TO DO.

I WILL FLASH DAD LECTURE YOU FOR REAL.

Uuuuuuuugh you're even more of a buzzkill than my real dad. MUST YOU MURDER MY FUN?

Not that I WANT to fork him. Or spoon him. Or whatever metaphorical utensil.

Gross. G-R-O-S-S. If he reads this, it's ALL YOUR FAULT, FLASH.

WHEN THIS IS YOUR IDEA OF FUN, YES. i must murder your fun even though usually i'm definitely not the my usual reaction.

IT'S...he won't read this.

you're avoiding telling me you won't do the thing. DON'T THINK THAT'S SLIPPING BY ME. SUPERSPEED APPLIES TO THE BRAIN TOO.