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Sorry. Fresh out of time travel buddies.
But you ever need explosives or cloaking devices or flying what-have-yous, I'm your guy.

Yeah, I get that.
Kinda don't want to leave, you know?

[ Partly on account of the being dead thing, but. ]

[FORGET EVERY OTHER TOPIC THAT HAS BEEN MENTIONED BART ALLEN JUST HAD A WONDERFUL EPIPHANY]

flying
wait dude
DUDE

i forgot u can fly u really do have flying tech HA ok what can i give in exchange for flying shoes i toooootally need flying shoes

[ This is either the best idea ever, or the worst. He needs a minute to ponder the merits of this. ]

HMMMMM.
Gee, I don't know. I mean, for one thing, if the technology ever fell into the wrong hands...

[ He says, like he never tried to sell a good chunk of it to supervillains for a quick buck. ]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat come ooooooon its not like im gonna give it to rf or something

[Don't make him commit petty theft to get his hands on flying shoes, Trickster. Because he will 100% do so and just say he was borrowing them.

Or confiscating potential villainous equipment to keep temptation down.

... Or he'll just declare scavenger's rights like that actually means something.]

I know, I know!
Wait, don't give him a cute nickname! He doesn't deserve a cute nickname! >:(
He doesn't have the core strength anyway. Takes a lot to stay upright in these things.

Speaking of: how's your balance?
Because if I did this — and I'm not saying yes, but I'm also not saying no — you'd have to take a couple lessons.
I don't want to be responsible for you falling off a roof.

[ But he IS considering the benefits of being able to sic him on hypothetical Axels. ]

what dude no its not a cute nickname its just yknow his name
i mean im not calling him reversey or something thatd be way moded

HA i have crash balance yknow the wires the bat kids shoot to grapple onto stuff i can totally run along those no problem
and i mean run along them in the middle of a fight not just taking my time

[Do the thing, Trickster.]

What, seriously?
That I wanna see.

crash
ok so if i put a wire up on a building and run across it no problem can i have some flying shoes??

[bART NO]

We'll call that step one.

uggghhhh how many steps are there???????

Step two is not asking how many steps there are!

these are dumb steps

[Oh no you made him text-sulk]

Step three is free candy.

ok thats only less dumb if its GOOD candy and not like old people candy

[BART DON'T BE RUDE]

You wound me! Implying that I'd feed you licorice and Werther's Originals like some kind of grandpa.

How old do you think I am?

like 50? i mean not as old as jay but older than gramps maybe but the gramps at home
oh

wait no 40 maybe???

[Look Nathaniel was like almost sixty and didn't look that old. Also he's a Flash and has Jay as his token old person and he's like a hundred years old or something like that. So his points of reference are kinda messed up.]

and hey werthers arent that bad i just figured youd try and give me sugar free stuff

[Since, you know. You're a Rogue.]

Wow.
WOW.
WOW!!!

dude i cant help that only grandpas would keep flying shoes from people

[Welcome to the wonderful world of Brat Allen]

Edited (i had to) 2015-07-15 14:15 (UTC)

Are you trying to appeal to my sense of lawlessness? That's adorable.

only if its working

is it working?

uuuugggghhhhhh can it just be working i mean this is flying and i mean i could even just borrow them and give them back

cause i mean everyone can fly
sb can fly miss m can fly both bbs can fly YOU can fly and even the bats can kinda roof vault and glide

Come over.

cant today everyone wants me to go hang out with them i guess to just make sure im back but its kinda moded

[He just wants to be angry by himself in the desert, is that so much to ask?

Also when on Earth did it actually get easier for Bart to talk to Rogues over his own friends and family?]