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[tardily]

Mega creepy, clinically insane, you know both I think fit pretty well.

[ How you know Barry Allen dislikes someone intensely, he can't muster up a nice thing to say about them. Barry's mouth twitches into a frown and while he really was trying to prevent himself from punching him, yeah no, sorry James, there's your punch to the eye because you do not get to ask that question.

Predictably that's when the toy appear and Barry's taken enough off guard by that to not punch James again. ]

Yeah. You don't deserve that answer, but yes, it did kind of feel like that. Except instead of creepy I felt bad you guys were expecting older, wiser me. And now I'm just the baby gets to meet all of you in horrifying ways.

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[ Lightning-quick reflexes! Haha, no, just kidding, he takes the punch right to the face and doubles over with a hand to his face. Three jacks, a bouncy ball, and one of those sticky slappy-hands poof into existence, flopping sadly to the floor, as James whines. ]

Ooooooooowwwwwwwww! Jeez, you really don't look like you could punch that hard!

[ Or maybe Trickster is just a tremendous wuss. Or both. ]

[tardily]

Benefits of a cop and his daughter being the ones who taught me how to punch.

[ It would normally sound like a snappy comeback but it comes out out of his mouth slowly while he just watches the bouncy ball start bouncing into the kitchen for maximum effect. ]

Did you have toys in your hair?!? Or suit or what's with the toys?

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Ow. Hair, no, suit, sometimes, but, ow. Apparently it's my superpower now. Ow.

[ He's just gonna keep whining for a minute. It takes the edge off. ]

Jealous?

[tardily]

I'm— I don't even have that much upper arm strength it couldn't have hurt that bad.

[ Oh my god, James, just stop it's not even that bad. ]

Jealous that you produce toys when someone punches you. Oh, yeah, super jealous that I've got superspeed and you spontaneously produce toys. Do you listen to what you say?

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I can talk to chickens, too. Kinda.

[tardily]

For real?

[ Chickens. Jesus he is not made to handle this bullshit. ]

Do you want me to punch you again?

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Is that a rhetorical question?

[tardily]

I don't know, do you really speak to chickens now?

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According to my official government papers.

[tardily]

So you're a walking talking joke shop. Are they even real chickens you talk to? Or is it the rubber ones? Since I imagine you might see more of those on average.