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Something like that, yeah.

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Well, y'know, good comedy's all in the timing.

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Right. I'll just wait and see, then, I guess.

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In the meantime, hey, wanna figure out something nice to do for the kid?

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Yeah. You got any ideas?

[That is a dangerous question, Piper.]

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I dunno. Are all you can eat candy buffets a thing?

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I think his extra Halloween plans have that more than covered.

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Oh, yeah, right, we're going trick or treating. You heard about that, huh?

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Yeah, he kind of told everyone about it.

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So superspeed trick or treating at the Reverse Flash's house — bad idea?

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Yeah, let's file that under "really bad ideas."

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He's sort of hilarious, you know, when he's not absolutely terrifying.

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Yeah, you would think that.

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What's that supposed to mean?

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That you enjoy poking the hornet's nest way too much.

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Oh, yeah! You missed the whole thing where I drew a lightning bolt on a bottle of mustard and threw it through his window in the middle of the night with like, a floodlight, an air horn, the whole shebang. Psychological warfare! Telling him I knew who he was! Representing the Rogues!

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You did what?!

[And this is why James should never be left unsupervised.]

Are you crazy? What could you possibly gain from that? Besides a broken face. Or worse.

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I wanted to stake my claim on the Flashes is what.

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So picking a fight with him sounded like a good idea to you?

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Considering he's the one with a weird thing for Barry, and I was the only Rogue here?

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So what did you think you were doing? Getting his intention on you instead of Barry?

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No! I— okay, kind of, but more like, y'know, if you mess with him I tell everybody who you actually are. Traditional blackmail, very respectable.

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Yeah, and how'd it work out for you?

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Oh, you know. Pretty great until I got a concussion and fell off the roof and he called me up the next day with the scary voice and threatened my life.

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Of course...[Ugh. Please don't get yourself killed again, you dumb asshole.] Has anything happened since then?