airshow: (There's a fucking musical in my head.)
james giovanni danger janeway jesse ([personal profile] airshow) wrote2015-01-12 01:40 am
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buildsfriends: (hey felix whats up)

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[personal profile] buildsfriends 2015-11-17 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Excuse me, Mr. Policeman? Yes hello my dumb teammate is missing and I NEED to make pancakes so I would like to file a search and rescue report please.
airshow: (Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-11-17 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well, now he has guilt. ... only a little guilt, though. ]

How missing? Like, have you checked the closets and the back yard and stuff?
buildsfriends: (it started like this.)

[personal profile] buildsfriends 2015-11-19 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
Oh- I checked the closets but not the backyard. Hold on.

[carefully puts down comm

comes back] Nope. Not in the trees either. I'm pretty sure he's not playing hide-and-seek either, so I think he's either running away or missing. And if he's running away he is in so much trouble!
airshow: (The bet was for naked jumping jacks.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-11-20 11:08 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, well, second question, equally or possibly even more important: didja know there's a pancake recipe on the back of the box?
buildsfriends: (getting ready)

[personal profile] buildsfriends 2015-11-20 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT?!

[checks back of box] Whuh- There's just a bunch of numbers and words here. And pictures of eggs-

Ohhhhhh.
airshow: (Just carved a shot glass out of a potato)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-11-21 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
Oh what? Do you think he went out for eggs?
Edited 2015-11-21 11:23 (UTC)
buildsfriends: (WE GOTTA GET A KEYRING)

[personal profile] buildsfriends 2015-11-23 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
Oh wow, yeah, he might've done that! [nah he wasn't thinking much of anything dude] I should go check the grocery store!

Y'know, Mr. Policeman, you're a pretty nice guy. I'll tell you if I can't find him.
airshow: (I was passing out cake at the bars.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-11-23 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ THIS GUY........ ]

Cool, cool, you be sure to do that! And hey, if things get really dire, like a serious emergency, I make a pretty mean chocolate chip pancake.
buildsfriends: (HE'S SO CUTE AND SMALL)

[personal profile] buildsfriends 2015-11-24 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
Really? I mean, yeah, pancakes make most emergencies better... So if I become on fire, could you come over to my house and make pancakes? Is that something policemen do?
airshow: (Captain Kirk would be so proud.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-11-24 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that's like right in the oath we take. To Serve and Protect and Pancakes.

[ Do policemen take an oath? Note to self, google this later. ]

They just don't put that on the badges, y'know, since they charge per letter and all that.
buildsfriends: (donut is good at clothes)

[personal profile] buildsfriends 2015-11-24 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah totally, law enforcement and public services get like NO federal budget. [buddy] Well that's really great of you, Mr. Policeman! My friend Mabel said she'll make waffles with me today, but can I call you some other time for pancakes? Since they're pretty different.
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