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[airshow]

I MET HIM
WHY IS HE ALL... you know... and
YOU KNOW???

I mean, who's next, supermodel Grodd?

[pyrogue]

[ oh thank bejeezus it's not just him ]

It feels so wrong. Do you know he's 44? I asked him.

I don't even want to THINK about supermodel Grodd.

[airshow]

There's no way he's 44. He's lying to make himself seem like he's aged better.

[pyrogue]

You think? [ He could buy it. ]

[airshow]

It's what I need to believe, Mick.

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[pyrogue]

Good plan.

[ There's a pause between that text and the next. ]

When you talked to him, did he seem more... friendly?

i mean basically

[airshow]

In a manner of speaking.
I mean, for Len.
Then again, we weren't on spectacularly good terms, so anything's an improvement.

Friendly how specifically?

[pyrogue]

[ He meant flirtatious, but he doesn't know how to ask about that without a) imagining Piper's face and b) wanting to die a little inside and c) never having James let him live it down.


But there was something else that's been bothering him so he flakes decides to talk about that instead. ]

He said I was his oldest friend.

[airshow]

[ He's not prepared to deal with that just yet either. Maybe eventually. Maybe never. It's Len. ]

Not oldest frenemy?

[pyrogue]

Nope. "Close friend".

[airshow]

That sounds dubious.

[pyrogue]

Tell me about it. He say anything to you?

[ If Mick weren't too polite to read other people's network conversations, this is the part where he'd be Very Annoyed at "Mr. Leonard Rory-Snart". ]

[airshow]

He said a lot of things to me. Asked me how straight I was, for one.

[pyrogue]

[ There is a considerable pause.


AT LEAST IT'S NOT JUST HIM. ]


Did he keep saying "straight" without you knowing which way he meant it?

[airshow]

oh god



You too, huh?

[pyrogue]

For ten minutes. It kept happening.

[airshow]

So you'll definitely be getting that therapy?

[pyrogue]

Want to make it a group session?

[airshow]

We might need to.

... oh no what if he works his sensual magic on Piper???

[pyrogue]

...Should I ask?


If I have to play chaperone for Piper and Captain Cold, I quit.

[airshow]

Mick, you have to promise to kill me if that happens.

[pyrogue]

It should be enough that it's Cold, right?

I'll tell him to think of our Len talking like that. [ That's how HE's been coping. ]

[airshow]

SHIVER!!!

They'd murder each other within a week, right? I mean. It's THEM.

[pyrogue]

I don't want to think about it.

[airshow]

It's too late, I can't get off this roller coaster!