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[airshow]

I don't know why you do things! Look, we're all in agreement that he has an alarming sexual magnetism. I'm just getting the ground rules set now!

[socialactivillain]

...Wait, are you attracted to him?

[ Mick having a problem almost makes sense, in a way that he is never ever ever going to acknowledge, but James? ]

[airshow]

What, can't a guy comment on another guy's alarming sexual magnetism without it being a thing?

[socialactivillain]

No, of course. I'm just surprised.

[airshow]

Yeah, well, let's stay focused here.

[socialactivillain]

I'd rather focus on literally anything else, if I'm honest.

[airshow]

Hey, buddy, you called me.

[socialactivillain]

And you commiserated a little too much, so now I want a distraction.

[airshow]

Um, no, you made me think about it, so you should provide the distraction.

[socialactivillain]

You're the one who specializes in distractions here.

[airshow]

[ Dick. ]

I wonder if he has cold hands.

[socialactivillain]

Do you really wonder that. Do you.

[airshow]

Like getting felt up by the abominable snowman.

[socialactivillain]

Why do I talk to you.

[airshow]

Desperation?

[socialactivillain]

Probably.

[airshow]

Made any friends yet?

[socialactivillain]

Well, there's a few people I might collaborate with on some charity work.

[airshow]

Naturally. Couldn't stop you if I tried. Anyone cool?

[socialactivillain]

A guy going by the name Midnighter had several good suggestions, and he's heavily involved with a local charity in Heropa.

[airshow]

[ no. ]

That guy. Look, Pipes. Hartley. Hart. [ Yes he is busting out the cutesy nickname for this. ] Don't get involved with anyone who tries to make the middle of the night into an occupation.

[socialactivillain]

Says the Trickster to the Pied Piper.

[airshow]

Ahem. The Trickster is a longstanding mythological archetype. And the Pied Piper is a, uh, child kidnapping comeuppance delivery boy, I guess. Those are both respectable things.

[socialactivillain]

Uh-huh.

[airshow]

I'm serious, what does a Midnighter even do?