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That's not really my area...
Why do you ask?

uuuuugggggggghhhhhhhh ok thx ill ask around then

[Let the record show you were his first supervillain choice, Tricks.]

i wanna try building something but i need some help with something first
oh
right im back dunno if kf or flash let u know i was gone but we are soooooo doing burger check ins still

A time machine kind of something?

And no, they didn't, but I'm glad you're back?
I think.
That sounds bad.
You know what I mean.

what no not a time machine kind of something

[Yes a time machine kind of something.]

but i mean if u know someone who can build a time machine here i totally wanna talk to them

[b art just shut up]

not bad ive almost been here a year its basically home

Sorry. Fresh out of time travel buddies.
But you ever need explosives or cloaking devices or flying what-have-yous, I'm your guy.

Yeah, I get that.
Kinda don't want to leave, you know?

[ Partly on account of the being dead thing, but. ]

[FORGET EVERY OTHER TOPIC THAT HAS BEEN MENTIONED BART ALLEN JUST HAD A WONDERFUL EPIPHANY]

flying
wait dude
DUDE

i forgot u can fly u really do have flying tech HA ok what can i give in exchange for flying shoes i toooootally need flying shoes

[ This is either the best idea ever, or the worst. He needs a minute to ponder the merits of this. ]

HMMMMM.
Gee, I don't know. I mean, for one thing, if the technology ever fell into the wrong hands...

[ He says, like he never tried to sell a good chunk of it to supervillains for a quick buck. ]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat come ooooooon its not like im gonna give it to rf or something

[Don't make him commit petty theft to get his hands on flying shoes, Trickster. Because he will 100% do so and just say he was borrowing them.

Or confiscating potential villainous equipment to keep temptation down.

... Or he'll just declare scavenger's rights like that actually means something.]

I know, I know!
Wait, don't give him a cute nickname! He doesn't deserve a cute nickname! >:(
He doesn't have the core strength anyway. Takes a lot to stay upright in these things.

Speaking of: how's your balance?
Because if I did this — and I'm not saying yes, but I'm also not saying no — you'd have to take a couple lessons.
I don't want to be responsible for you falling off a roof.

[ But he IS considering the benefits of being able to sic him on hypothetical Axels. ]

what dude no its not a cute nickname its just yknow his name
i mean im not calling him reversey or something thatd be way moded

HA i have crash balance yknow the wires the bat kids shoot to grapple onto stuff i can totally run along those no problem
and i mean run along them in the middle of a fight not just taking my time

[Do the thing, Trickster.]

What, seriously?
That I wanna see.

crash
ok so if i put a wire up on a building and run across it no problem can i have some flying shoes??

[bART NO]

We'll call that step one.

uggghhhh how many steps are there???????

Step two is not asking how many steps there are!

these are dumb steps

[Oh no you made him text-sulk]

Step three is free candy.

ok thats only less dumb if its GOOD candy and not like old people candy

[BART DON'T BE RUDE]

You wound me! Implying that I'd feed you licorice and Werther's Originals like some kind of grandpa.

How old do you think I am?

like 50? i mean not as old as jay but older than gramps maybe but the gramps at home
oh

wait no 40 maybe???

[Look Nathaniel was like almost sixty and didn't look that old. Also he's a Flash and has Jay as his token old person and he's like a hundred years old or something like that. So his points of reference are kinda messed up.]

and hey werthers arent that bad i just figured youd try and give me sugar free stuff

[Since, you know. You're a Rogue.]

Wow.
WOW.
WOW!!!

dude i cant help that only grandpas would keep flying shoes from people

[Welcome to the wonderful world of Brat Allen]

Edited (i had to) 2015-07-15 14:15 (UTC)

Are you trying to appeal to my sense of lawlessness? That's adorable.

only if its working

is it working?