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[ THIS IS THE WORST REALITY ]

Black is white, up is down, left is right, cats and dogs living together?

[socialactivillain]

I'm not kidding, James. He's genuinely attractive, and he might have been flirting with me.

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Look, you're not the only one having an existential crisis here, okay?

[socialactivillain]

Nothing about this is okay.

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Barry says he just kinda does that. Which somehow isn't comforting.

[socialactivillain]

He's from the same bizarre parallel universe as Barry?

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Where everyone's frustratingly attractive!

[socialactivillain]

Ugh.

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You're not allowed to date him. Mick and I already decided.

[socialactivillain]

What? Of course I'm not going to date him! Why would you two even think that?

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I don't know why you do things! Look, we're all in agreement that he has an alarming sexual magnetism. I'm just getting the ground rules set now!

[socialactivillain]

...Wait, are you attracted to him?

[ Mick having a problem almost makes sense, in a way that he is never ever ever going to acknowledge, but James? ]

[airshow]

What, can't a guy comment on another guy's alarming sexual magnetism without it being a thing?

[socialactivillain]

No, of course. I'm just surprised.

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Yeah, well, let's stay focused here.

[socialactivillain]

I'd rather focus on literally anything else, if I'm honest.

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Hey, buddy, you called me.

[socialactivillain]

And you commiserated a little too much, so now I want a distraction.

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Um, no, you made me think about it, so you should provide the distraction.

[socialactivillain]

You're the one who specializes in distractions here.

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[ Dick. ]

I wonder if he has cold hands.

[socialactivillain]

Do you really wonder that. Do you.

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Like getting felt up by the abominable snowman.

[socialactivillain]

Why do I talk to you.

[airshow]

Desperation?