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In that we occasionally manage to have conversations that don't turn into verbal fistfights? Yeah, I guess it's getting better.

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Oh, come on, it's not that bad.

[WHAT ABOUT THE SNUGGLING. DOES THAT MEAN NOTHING, JAMES.]

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Sometimes if I squint it's almost like you're being nice to me...

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Well, bad things would happen if I was too nice to you.

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Pffff, how would you know?

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It doesn't take long for someone to figure out that you're the kind of person that runs a mile when given an inch.

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And our little sleepover, that wasn't an inch?

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Honestly...I don't know what that was.

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Or maybe that was the mile.

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Yeah, maybe it was.

Especially since you're a pretty obnoxious sleeper.

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I'm obnoxious at everything, you know that. At least I wasn't arguing with you, right?

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No, just snoring and thrashing about.

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And you still didn't tell me to go home? Awwww.

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Yeah, so never say I don't care about you.

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[ OH, SHIT, that's almost an earnest enough display of actual feelings to make him go all weird. ]

Aaaand there's the inch.

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Yeah, well, I guess I slip up sometimes. Or get curious.

[What are you going to do with it, James?]

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What, wondering when the punchline's gonna come?

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Something like that, yeah.

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Well, y'know, good comedy's all in the timing.

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Right. I'll just wait and see, then, I guess.

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In the meantime, hey, wanna figure out something nice to do for the kid?

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Yeah. You got any ideas?

[That is a dangerous question, Piper.]

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I dunno. Are all you can eat candy buffets a thing?

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I think his extra Halloween plans have that more than covered.

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Oh, yeah, right, we're going trick or treating. You heard about that, huh?